Best Jerry Lawler Sayings
- When David killed Goliath, Mae Young called the cops. Called
- When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!" Born
- There's one thing that comes into mind when I see Trish Stratus... MANAGEMENT Inspirational
- Ahmed Johnson came from a neighborhood where the most common words heard was, You have the right to remain silent. Ahmed
- ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling. Crappy
- Go back to your bingo hall. Bingo
- What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie. Ass
- The fats dented the flats. Dented
- Foley looks like an un-made bed. Bed
- Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk. Christmas
- Can I press one for English? English
- How could Triple H EVER be mad, how could he EVER have a bad day? How would you like to be married to her?! Wake… Bad
- You lost weight? Look around, you'll find it. Find
- Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma. Coma
- When John Cena came to Raw, he immediately got off on the wrong foot with Eric Bischoff. Eric Bischoff said that he thought John Cena… Anything Differently
- Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young's needs ironing! Birthday