Best Janet Evanovich Lines
- Turns out, that's how it is with weddings. You just keep getting in deeper and deeper until you want to throw up. Deeper
- God's a busy guy. He don't have time to micromanage. What are the chances he heard that? It's early in the morning. He's probably having… Breakfast
- Happens to me all the time...People are always underestimating my dumbness. All
- And when I was in the trunk, I saw Jesus. And the Virgin Mary. And Ozzy Osbourne. Jesus
- We were discussing a grisly double murder and Rodriguez was telling us all this in the same sort of conversational tone a person might use… All
- Well, sure, but I don't bring God into it. I think shower massage might have been invented by the devil. God invented the missionary position. Been
- My father was in the kitchen putting a new washer in the kitchen faucet. He looked relieved to see Morelli standing in the hallway. He'd… Bring
- With the exception of dessert, food is food. Dessert
- This is war,' I yelled through the door. Lucky for me,' Morelli said. 'I give good war. Door
- I make lots of mistakes. I try hard not to make the same mistake more than three or four times. Four
- Are you telling me you think Ranger's a superhero?' Think about it. We don't know where he lives. We don't know anything about him.' Superheroes… Believe
- Nice dress you're almost wearing. You ever think about changing professions?" -Ranger Almost Wearing
- I almost never shoot people. Almost Never
- And the closest I've come to an out-of-body experience was when Joe Morelli took his mouth to me fourteen years ago, behind the eclair case. Ago
- One Ranger is all you'll ever need. - Ranger All
- Lula's borderline too much of a good thing in lots of ways. It isn't exactly that Lula is fat; it's more that she's too short… Borderline
- You think I'm gonna feel better eatin' a carrot? Get a grip. There's two idiots out there trying to kill me, and you think I'm… Better
- Either get out of bed or else take your clothes off," he said. "I'm not in the mood to compromise. Bed
- THE NOTE said the first clue was "in the big one." I looked at the jumble of letters that followed, and I saw no pattern.… Big
- I paused for a light at Hamilton and TWlfth and noticed the Nissan was running rough at idle. Two blocks later it backfired and stalled.… Backfired
- I pulled into the Grand Union parking lot and drove to the end of the mall where the bank was located. I parked at a… Alarm
- Are you afraid of me? Uh... yes.' The smile stayed fixed in place. 'You should be. You locked me in a refrigerator truck with three… Afraid
- There is no such thing as a good call at 7 AM. It's been my experience that all calls between the hours of 11 PM… All
- I hate mornings. They start so early. Early
- -You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed… Armed
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