Why is it that they have Bibles in every motel room? Why should a man want to read the Bible when he's… — Jackie Mason Bible Copy Share Image
By these things examine thyself. By whose rules am I acting; in whose name; in whose strength; in whose glory? What faith,… — Jackie Mason Acting Copy Share Image
The Republican Party stinks because all of the Republicans have accomplished nothing, and they talk about all of these issues and do… — Jackie Mason Democracy Copy Share Image
People come to my shows and know that they're going to hear about what's going on in the world - what's happening… — Jackie Mason Dinner Copy Share Image
I've got a friend who is half-Jewish and half-Italian. If he can't buy it wholesale, he steals it! — Jackie Mason Friendship Copy Share Image
