I have a great identification with Judaism as a religion and as a culture, and all the values that created such a… — Jackie Mason Culture Copy Share Image
Comparing what the Democrats offer to what the Republicans offer is like comparing the money I have in my pocket to what… — Jackie Mason Bills Copy Share Image
I have nothing but love in my heart and everything I say is just an instrument for laughs. — Jackie Mason Everything Copy Share Image
People make fools out of themselves in all sorts of ways. No particular qualifications or particular criteria are necessary. — Jackie Mason Criteria Copy Share Image
I have always found myself trying to study and analyze the world around me - not just taking everything for granted and… — Jackie Mason Education Copy Share Image
I've been watching politics for 35 or 40 years and you just never know. You can have one person win the Iowa… — Jackie Mason Caucus Copy Share Image
Older Jews think of Franklin Delano Roosevelt and see themselves as siding with the working class and the poor, so they continue… — Jackie Mason Class Copy Share Image
Predictions are preposterous. What usually happens is that people tell you that what they'd like to see happen instead of what they… — Jackie Mason Certain Copy Share Image
I didn't emphasize my Jewishness because I wanted to. I just happen to have been raised in a family where everybody happened… — Jackie Mason Everybody Copy Share Image
The pamphlet uses my name, my likeness, my 'shtick' (if you will), and my very act, which is derived from my personality,… — Jackie Mason Attention Copy Share Image
Why is it that they have Bibles in every motel room? Why should a man want to read the Bible when he's… — Jackie Mason Bible Copy Share Image
I am very proud of my career and that I've the health, thank God, to continue doing this for so long. — Jackie Mason God Copy Share Image
Truthfully, with the Republicans, I don't see that much wrong with them. — Jackie Mason Democracy Copy Share Image
I've got a friend who is half-Jewish and half-Italian. If he can't buy it wholesale, he steals it! — Jackie Mason Friendship Copy Share Image
A schmuck is a general term of disrespect. It's a term of contempt and derision. It applies to a lot of people. — Jackie Mason Contempt Copy Share Image
By these things examine thyself. By whose rules am I acting; in whose name; in whose strength; in whose glory? What faith,… — Jackie Mason Acting Copy Share Image
Only the Republican Party cares about the issues that concern me. — Jackie Mason Care Copy Share Image
Blacks can get into medical school with a lower grade ... If that's true, a Jew should be able to play basketball… — Jackie Mason Able Copy Share Image
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. — Jackie Mason America Copy Share Image
I always thought music was more important than sex—then I thought if I don't hear a concert for a year-and-a-half it doesn't… — Jackie Mason Bother Copy Share Image
Everybody knows we're entitled to one Jerusalem. History reveals very simply that this is our land from the days of the Bible. — Jackie Mason Bible Copy Share Image
The New York Times claims that they publish all the news that's fit to print but what they really do is print… — Jackie Mason Agendas Copy Share Image
People come to my shows and know that they're going to hear about what's going on in the world - what's happening… — Jackie Mason Dinner Copy Share Image
