All ICarly Quotes
- No, you dont squirt waffles! - Freddie Dont
- It's weird, this pizza tastes like shoe bottom. -Spencer Bottom
- No worries, I like hitting ladies with pineapples. Sam Hitting
- Oh come on, having a miserable life isn't all that bad... sometimes my mother laughs. - Sam All
- I used a leave-in conditioner. They have that now. - Gibby Conditioner
- This is like one of my family reunions. Except most of these people are wearing shoes. Sam Except
- It's Freddie's fault! When you see prisoners escaping, you don't announce that you're gonna call the cops! Carly Announce
- My Aunt Maggie's boobs look more real than that. And they're ridiculous. Sam Aunt
- We promised each other we'd never speak of it again. Oh man, I've been speaking of it again! Freddie Been
- It just gets us all whipped up. You see me all whipped up now?! IT'S 'CAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO CALM DOWN!" - Carly All
- My mom thinks I'll choke on fruit, so she pounds it with a mallet... - Freddie Choke
- Marvin bit my pants... - Spencer Bit
- When I was a kid at sleepaway camp, my friends tricked me into thinking it was naked day. You ever play dodgeball naked? - Spencer Camp
- I think we know the results of the sound check. Did it sound horrible? Check! - Sam Check
- I said I wanted to be girlier, not a fruit cocktail. - Sam Cocktail
- Does this dress make me look too... saucy? - Carly Carly
- They've created a new number! So now it goes: one two three four five *derf* six seven! - Carly Carly
- What kind of restaurant doesn't have soup? I thought this was America! Gibby's Grandfather America
- You will beg for mercy, when I own you in the FACE! Spencer Beg
- It's true, Carly and Freddie are deeply in love Oh, c'mon! This is fun! Sam Carly
- I'm gonna go get some cheese so I can play while eating cheese! Spencer Cheese
- I don't know if you people have tried a Fat Shake yet, but I have and its like suckin' heaven through a straw. - Sam Fat
- Freddie's just such a dork that it makes me emotional sometimes. - Sam Dork
- We're taking turns. If we ever get lost in Japan again, I'm carrying you guys. - Sam Carrying
- Nice! First they insult my art, then they call me dead! Which incidentally I'm not! - Spencer Art