Dork Quotes

84 quotes by 73 authors

I was the dork in high school who sang musical numbers up and down the hallways. — Amy Adams
I knew 'Mars Needs Moms! ' would be a movie seconds after the title came to mind. Similarly, I also knew that my daughter would… — Berkeley Breathed
When I was 13, I wasn't the coolest kid in my class, and that inner dork is a wonderful thing to have. — Zooey Deschanel
I was such a dork. I was too big. I was really gangly. — Kristen Johnston
When you finally accept that you're a complete dork, your life gets easier. No sense in trying to be cool. — Reese Witherspoon
The truth is I'm a dork. I collected comics. I still love cartoons. I'd rather be at home on a Friday night than out at… — Nathan Fillion
To be honest, I find going out pretty scary and intimidating. Got all those people checking you out, with only one purpose: hooking up. I'm… — Wentworth Miller
Honestly, I have a tendency to date dorks. Which means that a lot of times, I date guys that no one else would deem to… — Ivanka Trump
I try changing my surfing, which is the absolute worst thing you can do. Everyone surfs their own way. If I try to surf like… — Andy Irons
In Texas, we do not hold high expectations for the [governor's] office; it's mostly been occupied by crooks, dorks and the comatose. — Molly Ivins
I'm a pretty big dork. It's crazy. I'm one of those people who grew up with all kinds of musicals, but I was right at… — Anna Kendrick
I just know so many people who have six or seven foreign languages and have read everything and have musical training and they are still… — Joseph Epstein
If I was a father in a waiting room, and the nurse came out and said, "Congratulations, it's a girl," I think a good gag… — Jack Handey
I have an RSS reader, Feeddler. I mostly subscribe to board game blogs - they have reviews of new games and discussions about trends. It's… — Rich Sommer
I spent every day just praying that I didn't look like a big dork on camera. — Lara Flynn Boyle
Human behavior is so intriguing. I find myself giving thumbs up signs all the time. I know I look like an absolute dork, but I… — Anne Heche
I called Leo Fender, the dead guy, a dork. Now I'll never get an endorsement. — Kurt Cobain
I was a theater dork in high school and did all the plays. My theater teacher in high school, Janet Spahr, was absolutely incredible and… — Melissa Rauch
Steve, it's OK. I know Angle is a dork, but he's a dangerous dork, our dork and your backup dork! — Vince McMahon
There's very few dork movies made by dorks. — Zack Snyder

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