Hasan Minhaj

The Daily Show is one of the lowest-rated shows in the state of Alabama, so we decided to reach across the aisle…

— Hasan Minhaj

Everything isn't breaking news. You can't go to DEFCON One just because Sanjay Gupta found a new moisturizer.

— Hasan Minhaj

Everybody's past and history informs them.

— Hasan Minhaj

Trump is inadvertently forcing us to show him how great this country truly is - that we are better together than we…

— Hasan Minhaj

There are definitely some set topics I go onstage with and want to talk about, but there's also an element of improvisation…

— Hasan Minhaj

I've learned to start from a really sound argument, boil down the essence of what you're trying to say, then build your…

— Hasan Minhaj

Every time I watch CNN, it feels like you're assigning me homework. Is Trump a Russian spy? I don't know. You tell…

— Hasan Minhaj

As a Muslim, I like to watch Fox News for the same reason I like to play 'Call of Duty.' Sometimes, I…

— Hasan Minhaj

Donald Trump doesn't care about free speech. The man who tweets everything that enters his head doesn't care about the amendment which…

— Hasan Minhaj

A lot of times in life, it's personal choices that you're making, actively, and then there's a myriad of forces and circumstances…

— Hasan Minhaj

When people were like, "Oh, wow, Donald Trump is so crazy. That's so nuts, what's happening?" in the 9 a.m. meeting, Jon…

— Hasan Minhaj

I think the best comedians have that bravery and courage to say, 'This is what it is. This is unfair; that's not…

— Hasan Minhaj

J. Cole's 2014 'Forrest Hills Drive.' The album, artwork, and director of that album was a huge influence on the visuals for…

— Hasan Minhaj

I went to college during the Kazaa/Napster era, and we had free Internet, which was a huge deal. People were just downloading…

— Hasan Minhaj

I was good at speech and debate and academics. I should've stayed in my lane, but I kept trying out for the…

— Hasan Minhaj

I grew up in a pretty strict household in the sense that we just didn't have cable, so I wasn't familiar with…

— Hasan Minhaj

I was actually a really sort of nervous, shy kid. In high school, it was one of those things where I wasn't…

— Hasan Minhaj

I look like a melanin version of Chris Hayes.

— Hasan Minhaj

Even the president is not beyond the reach of the First Amendment.

— Hasan Minhaj

My mom works at the VA; she's been working at the VA for 15 plus years, and yet she's helping so many…

— Hasan Minhaj

Comedy is very disarming. It's a way to talk about things and still be light-hearted. And when it's done really well, you…

— Hasan Minhaj

Free speech is the foundation of an open and liberal democracy from college campuses to the White House.

— Hasan Minhaj

As a single guy, the baseline of what I needed was so low. I just needed an air mattress, food, and rent…

— Hasan Minhaj

We shouldn't get lost in the bombastic tweets of Trump. He provides such great fodder every day. You don't want to lose…

— Hasan Minhaj

It is an important time to speak out on Islamaphobia. I truly believe in the inherent goodness in people, and there are…

— Hasan Minhaj