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Greg Gutfeld

(1964) Television Presenter United States

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Greg Gutfeld is a television presenter from the United States, best known for The bible of unspeakable truths.

Quick Facts About Greg Gutfeld

Born: September 12, 1964
Nationality: United States
Profession: Television Presenter
Notable works: The bible of unspeakable truths
Known for: Red Eye, The Five, Gutfeld!

About Greg Gutfeld

Gregory John Gutfeld is an American television host, political commentator, comedian, and author. He is the host of the late-night comedy talk show Gutfeld!, which was formerly aired on Saturday nights as The Greg Gutfeld Show from May 2015 until March 2021, when it was announced that the show would move to weeknights.

Biography source: Wikipedia

Quotes by Greg Gutfeld · Page 9

Commencement addresses are usually garbage. They're for colleges seeking publicity.

Addresses

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“But for the rest of us, cool has a shelf life. If you’re a quarterback in high school, you’re cool. But ten…

High school

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We are all better served by objectively diagnosing trolls so they can change.

Better

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Al Sharpton chases the spotlight the way Obama chases golf balls

Als

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In the absurd idiocy of identity regressive politics, looting is seen as protest, and protecting one's own property is seen as privilege.

Absurd

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Normally, 'Saturday Night Live' is about as entertaining as an ocular migraine.

Live

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Private citizens and companies are always seen as evil and greedy, because they want to profit. But the government picks your pocket…

Chance

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The great thing about being rich is, you can embrace practices that kill the poor - that's what socialism does.

Being rich

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Terror, married to technology and accommodated by progress in travel, has turned evil individuals into traveling ballistic missiles.

Evil

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The [Confederate] Flag is - literally - sewed division. People claim it means different things to different people, but it harkens back…

Claims

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I'm so tired of the same old cliche costumes. When people dress up as animals, they always go as, like, lions and…

Animal

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The media treats fear like a one-night stand. They jump on it and then they leave the next day and they forget…

Fear

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For trance music to be good, it has to sneak up on you.

Good

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The thing which Reagan did, which was great, was he won the people. He marginalized the media. And that's what you need,…

Agility

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I'm sure if you could survey the unborn they would prefer the chance for life over the options of solar power.

Chance

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I don't believe a religion affords any protection if they are connected to any kind of terror.

Believe

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I always thought Jon Stewart was an extremely good surgeon with his scalpel. He would have Republicans on who, I guess, were…

Always

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In the American 'melting pot,' identity politics wants to smash that pot - to bring us back to the Dark Ages, when…

Collaboration

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“I mean, she wants to ban “illegitimate” but continues to use “patriarchal”?”

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If Russia had the same military power that America did, earth would be called Russia.

America

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President Obama's farewell speech soared, towered, dragged. True, it was longer than Reagan's, Clinton's and GWB's speeches combined. If it got any…

Communication

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Obama's tenure had more dirty linen then Charlie Sheen's hamper.

Charlie

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Lion is a beautiful creature. It's a wonderful creature. But it's easy outrage. And I also believe that this kind of outrage…

Agree

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When someone in power declares that something is broken that means it's actually fine. What they're really saying is, "Let's change this…

Broken

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A CNN poll shows both Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton beating Donald Trump in the general. Are republicans about to elect a…

Bernie sanders

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Greg Gutfeld by topic

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