Best Frank Zappa Wisdom
- Do your job and do it right, life's a ball, TV tonight. Ball
- They's making it worse, the labor movement got the mafia curse. Curse
- You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team,… Airline
- Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is… Basic
- If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. Book
- One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's… Agree
- Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. Bills
- The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced. Badly
- It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia. Ending
- You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled… Always Write
- Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people who can't read. Complaining
- There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. Funny
- There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another. All
- Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff. Communism
- Music, in performance, is a type of sculpture. The air in the performance is sculpted into something. Air
- The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows. Computer
- Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. Art
- Politics is the entertainment branch of industry. Branch
- I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird. Autism
- Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass. Ass
- A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians. Air
- All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. All
- I searched for years I found no love. I'm sure that love will never be a product of plasticity. Found
- Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence. Believe
- Music is always a commentary on society. Commentary
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