Eric Cartman Quotes

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• You have rats in your house, too, Kenny? Seriously, you better stop being so poor or else Im gonna start huckin rocks at you.
• Token, how many times do we have to go over this? Youre black. You can play the bass.
• Speaking of pounding ass, here comes Stans little homo dog.
• I hate hippies! I mean, the way they always talk about protectin the earth and then drive around in cars that get poor gas mileage…
• Alright. Look. I didnt want to have to say this, but I think maybe were not seeing heaven because one of us doesnt believe in…
• Heaven could be like the pixie fairies of Bubblegum Forest. You only see them if you really believe in them.
• Now stop wasting Mel Gibsons time, you little pussy prick.
• Bitch! Dont call me bitch, bitch!
• Hippies.Theyre everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
• Its an Afghanistan goat, so it cant stay here, or else itll choke on the sweet air of freedom.
• Fuckin Jew!

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