You have rats in your house, too, Kenny? Seriously, you better stop being so poor or else Im gonna start huckin rocks… — Eric Cartman Copy Share Image
Heaven could be like the pixie fairies of Bubblegum Forest. You only see them if you really believe in them. — Eric Cartman Copy Share Image
Yeah, and the sweet thing is, the stupid asshole didnt even charge me money for it. He just made me close my… — Eric Cartman Money Copy Share Image
I hate hippies! I mean, the way they always talk about protectin the earth and then drive around in cars that get… — Eric Cartman Nature Copy Share Image
Butters will give hand jobs in the corner for a dollar. Butters: Sure! Im good at all kinds of jobs. — Eric Cartman Copy Share Image
