Best Duck Dynasty Quotes
- You shoot at me you better not miss. -Jase Better
- I think our culture needs more grandpas ridin along with grandson and girlfriend. -Phil Along
- I never realized that death could occur but I ain't a quitter. -Willie Death
- Hey it's your world mr photographer I'm just trying to live in it. -Phil Hey
- I learned pedestrians need to watch out. -Sadie Learned
- It's like a woman going into a beauty parlor, she goes in an old hag and come out lookin like Dolly Parton. -Si Beauty
- Try stealing a ball that aint there.... Ridiculous. -Si Aint
- There's some people who've got it and some people who don't got it i've always had it. I have always had it. -Si People
- This is like an ongoing investigation into a crime that has not yet been committed. -Jase Been
- It was like a gumball machine, except instead of gum it was goat pellets. -Miss Kay Except
- Food is the language. I know how to speak it. -Miss Kay Food
- When a man the size of Martin becomes combustible, Oh, it's a dangerous situation! -Jase Becomes
- You don't think I'm a redneck? I'm about to go crazy redneck up in here you ain't a redneck unless you off the road. -Wille Crazy
- Hey its good for the colon......ruffage for the colon. -Si Colon
- City folk think these beavers are cute and cuddly animals, but they are destructors. -Phil Animals
- He just peed on me. -Jase Jase
- Crawfish have ding dongs and vaginas. -Phil Crawfish
- In the South, road kill is a rednecks paycheck. -Jase Jase
- His redneck blood is thinning. -Phil Blood
- Trying to make wine with no grapes, do you believe in miracles? -Jas Believe
- Jep, you run to where ever Jessica tells you to. -Jase Jase
- I'm the Michael Jordan of getting on people's nerves. -Si Jordan
- Them boys will steal your radio and the music will still be playing! -Si Boys
- I just bought a wine farm with no wine on it. -Willie Bought
- Every action in life begins with a decision and unfortunately we dont always make the best ones. -Willie Action