Duck Dynasty Quotes

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• John Luke, this is why you dont do drugs. -Willie
• Piece of junk boys. -Si
• When you was born and God was handing out brains you thought he said trains. -Si
• You can turn water into wine if your name is Jesus, last I checked, your name was willie. - Jase
• Work hard. Nap hard. Hey, that's what I always say, Jack. -Si
• I'm fine as wine. -Phil
• Give me my samitch. -Godwin
• And don't come back no more, no more, no more, no more, no more, no more, Jack. -Si
• This is gonna set 'em straight or I'm gonna get the wooden spoon. -Miss Kay
• She's back on the cell phone.. Better pee on the fire and call the dogs. -Phil
• I could slam it in yo face! I could slam it in yo MAMA'S face! -Si
• Acting like it's a big deal because, hey, I don't who Cliff Bowyer is. -Si
• What on earth could you be doing.. .where you couldn't wait 10 minutes for some hot donuts? -Jase
• A Camouflaged Limo is like a bug light for Rednecks! -Willie
• Is this turning into a near death experience...possibly. Does this add to the adventure...absolutley! -Jase
• This is like a pants off dance off, Jack! -Si
• I need to take a leak but there ain't no cracks in this building. -Phil
• Hey, I'm telling you we can't fix this. You can't fix stupid. -Si
• Hey, I know I broke the sword, but hey, Jase put it in my back. Good-ness. -Si
• Hey, I don't have to be an idiot, I just wanted to know what the party was about! -Si

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