"You can turn water into wine if your……" — Duck Dynasty
"You can turn water into wine if your name is Jesus, last I checked, your name was willie. - Jase"
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52 Quotes by Duck Dynasty
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John Luke, this is why you dont do drugs. -Willie
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Piece of junk boys. -Si
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When you was born and God was handing out brains you thought he said trains. -Si
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Work hard. Nap hard. Hey, that's what I always say, Jack. -Si
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I'm fine as wine. -Phil
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Give me my samitch. -Godwin
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And don't come back no more, no more, no more, no more, no more, no more, Jack. -Si
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This is gonna set 'em straight or I'm gonna get the wooden spoon. -Miss Kay
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She's back on the cell phone.. Better pee on the fire and call the dogs. -Phil
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I could slam it in yo face! I could slam it in yo MAMA'S face! -Si
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Acting like it's a big deal because, hey, I don't who Cliff Bowyer is. -Si
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What on earth could you be doing.. .where you couldn't wait 10 minutes for some hot donuts? -Jase
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