Turn Water Quotes
- Yeah Jesus could turn water in to wine, but he didn't share. Douche. — Anthony Langston
- To turn water into wine, and what is common into what is holy, is indeed the glory of Christianity. — Frederick William Robertson
- I'm not Jesus Christ but I can turn water into Kool-Aid. — George Watsky
- Hemorrhoids can bleed, typically after a bowel movement, producing blood-streaked stool or toilet paper, .. The blood may turn water in the toilet bowl red.… — Alfred the Great
- Why you decrepit old mage! You couldn't turn water into ice in the dead of winter! — Margaret Weis
- Even if you believe a creator god invented the laws of physics, would you so insult him as to suggest that he might capriciously and… — Richard Dawkins
- You can turn water into wine if your name is Jesus, last I checked, your name was willie. - Jase — Duck Dynasty