"In the South, road kill is a rednecks…" — Duck Dynasty

More Jase Quotes

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• You can turn water into wine if your name is Jesus, last I checked, your name was willie. - Jase — Duck Dynasty
• What on earth could you be doing.. .where you couldn't wait 10 minutes for some hot donuts? -Jase — Duck Dynasty
• Is this turning into a near death experience...possibly. Does this add to the adventure...absolutley! -Jase — Duck Dynasty
• Hey, I know I broke the sword, but hey, Jase put it in my back. Good-ness. -Si — Duck Dynasty
• You just wanna say, 'Hey, Little Johnny, don't do that,' but it's my Uncle Si! -Jase — Duck Dynasty
• Let me put this in Spanish for you, NO! -Jase — Duck Dynasty
• You shoot at me you better not miss. -Jase — Duck Dynasty
• This is like an ongoing investigation into a crime that has not yet been committed. -Jase — Duck Dynasty
• When a man the size of Martin becomes combustible, Oh, it's a dangerous situation! -Jase — Duck Dynasty
• He just peed on me. -Jase — Duck Dynasty
• Jep, you run to where ever Jessica tells you to. -Jase — Duck Dynasty

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