All Dr. Seuss Quotes
- Today I shall behave, as if this is the day I will be remembered. Behave
- This book is to be read in bed. Bed
- And when you're alone there's a very good chance you'll meet things that scare you right out of your pants There are some, down the… Alone
- And, now, come to this spot Where the spotlight is hot And you'll see in the spotlight A Juggling Jott Who can juggle some stuff… Circus
- The words in this book are all phooey. When you say them, your lips will make slips and back flips and your tongue may end… All
- With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. Any
- He took the Who’s feast, he took the Who pudding, he took the roast beast. He cleaned out that ice box as quick as a… Beast
- Did you ever fly a kite in bed? Did you ever walk with ten cats on your head? Did you ever milk this kind of… Bed
- When you think things are bad, when you feel sour and blue, when you start to get mad... you should do what I do! Just… Bad
- I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. Come Together
- You are you that is truer than true Funny
- Don't grumble! Don't stew! Some critters are much-much, Oh, ever so much-much So muchly much-much more unlucky than you! Critters
- The news just came in from the County of Keck That a very small bug by the name of Van Vleck Is yawning so wide… Bother
- And will you succeed? Yes indeed, yes indeed! Ninety-eight and three-quarters percent guaranteed! Eight
- You ought to be thankful a hole heaping lot, for The places and people you're lucky you're not! Heaping
- Think they work you too hard? Think of poor Ali Sard. He has to mow grass in his uncle's backyard and its quick growing grass… Ali
- My trouble was I had a mind but I couldn't make it up! Inspirational
- Why are they sad and glad and bad? I do not know, go ask your dad. Ask
- I meant no harm I most truly did not, but I had to grow bigger so bigger I got. I biggered my factory, I biggered… Bigger
- And he, he himself...the Grinch...carved the roast-beast! Beast
- Shorth is better than length. Better
- If I were invited to a dinner party with my characters, I wouldn't show up. Character
- It is better to know how to learn than to know. Better
- Teeth are always in style. Inspirational
- I speak for the trees! Inspirational