All Don Herold Quotes
- A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it. Bad
- Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow. Always Save
- Don't ever slam a door, you might want to go back. Door
- If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I'd have fewer imaginary ones. Actual
- There's one thing about baldness, it's neat. Appearance
- Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it. Happiness
- Why resist temptation? There will always be more. Funny
- Poverty must have many satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people. Many
- The beggar is the only person in the universe not obliged to study appearance. Appearance
- Babies are such a nice way to start people. Babies
- There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have. Facts
- Golf may be a hussy, but I love her. Golf
- The chief cause of failure and unhappiness is trading what we want most for what we want in the moment Cause
- Poverty must have its satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people Many