Don Herold Quotes
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Golf is not sacred, and there is no use getting so gosh-darned solemn about it.
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Nobody ever looked up and saw a good shot.
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It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.
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I had, out of my sixty teachers, a scant half dozen who couldn't have been supplanted by phonographs.
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Be kind and considerate to others, depending somewhat upon who they are.
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Babies are a great way to start people.
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Very few people look the part and are it too.
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In all systems of theology, the devil figures as a male person.
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The chief trouble with jazz is that there is not enough of it; some of it we have to listen to twice.
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I wish I were either rich enough or poor enough to do a lot of things that are impossible in my present comfortable circumstances.
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I do not believe in doing for pleasure things I do not like to do.
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Interruptions are the spice of life.
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Intellectuals should never marry; they won't enjoy it; and besides, they should not reproduce themselves.
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Comic-strip artists do not make good husbands, and God knows they do not make good comic strips.
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Moralizing and morals are two entirely different things and are always found in entirely different people
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An honourable agreement among men as to their conduct toward women, and it was devised by women.
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A woman's hair net tangled in a man's spectacles on top of the bedroom dresser.
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There is more sophistication and less sense in New York than anywhere else on the globe.
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Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we would never need solace.
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About the time we get old enough to be as wicked as we want to be, we don't want to be so very wicked after…
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