Don Herold Quotes

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• Golf is not sacred, and there is no use getting so gosh-darned solemn about it.
• Nobody ever looked up and saw a good shot.
• It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.
• I had, out of my sixty teachers, a scant half dozen who couldn't have been supplanted by phonographs.
• Be kind and considerate to others, depending somewhat upon who they are.
• Babies are a great way to start people.
• Very few people look the part and are it too.
• In all systems of theology, the devil figures as a male person.
• The chief trouble with jazz is that there is not enough of it; some of it we have to listen to twice.
• I wish I were either rich enough or poor enough to do a lot of things that are impossible in my present comfortable circumstances.
• I do not believe in doing for pleasure things I do not like to do.
• Interruptions are the spice of life.
• Intellectuals should never marry; they won't enjoy it; and besides, they should not reproduce themselves.
• Comic-strip artists do not make good husbands, and God knows they do not make good comic strips.
• Moralizing and morals are two entirely different things and are always found in entirely different people
• An honourable agreement among men as to their conduct toward women, and it was devised by women.
• A woman's hair net tangled in a man's spectacles on top of the bedroom dresser.
• There is more sophistication and less sense in New York than anywhere else on the globe.
• Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we would never need solace.
• About the time we get old enough to be as wicked as we want to be, we don't want to be so very wicked after…

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