"Women give us solace, but if it were……" — Don Herold

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• I prefer the word 'homemaker' because 'housewife' always implies that there may be a wife someplace else. — Bella Abzug
• I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason. — Stanley Baldwin
• There are so many funny women in the world, and there has been for so many years, so I'll be… — Kristen Wiig
• Funny women are honest women. — Elizabeth Meriwether
• I trained at The Groundlings and was surrounded by some very funny women and also some very unfunny men. I… — Kaitlin Olson
• I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny.… — Lynda Barry
• There’s always an article coming out, saying, ‘The new thing is funny women!’ — Lena Dunham
• It’s crazy. Since there have been men and women, there have been funny women... f**king idiot-ass men keep saying that… — Andy Samberg
• I've always loved independent women, outspoken women, eccentric women, funny women, flawed women. When someone says about a woman, 'I'm… — Diane Keaton
• I have a friend named Doris who argues, on good authority, that the single biggest cause of global warming is… — Dave Barry
• I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was… — Ogden Nash
• All women are basically in competition with each other for a handful of eligible men. — Mignon McLaughlin

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