Funny Women Quotes

37 Funny Women quotes by 34 unique authors

I prefer the word 'homemaker' because 'housewife' always implies that there may be a wife someplace else. — Bella Abzug
I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason. — Stanley Baldwin
There are so many funny women in the world, and there has been for so many years, so I'll be happy when people can just… — Kristen Wiig
Funny women are honest women. — Elizabeth Meriwether
I trained at The Groundlings and was surrounded by some very funny women and also some very unfunny men. I didn't feel a sense of… — Kaitlin Olson
I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Women's restrooms are especially great.… — Lynda Barry
There’s always an article coming out, saying, ‘The new thing is funny women!’ — Lena Dunham
It’s crazy. Since there have been men and women, there have been funny women... f**king idiot-ass men keep saying that women aren't funny. It makes… — Andy Samberg
I've always loved independent women, outspoken women, eccentric women, funny women, flawed women. When someone says about a woman, 'I'm sorry, that's just wrong,' I… — Diane Keaton
I have a friend named Doris who argues, on good authority, that the single biggest cause of global warming is menopause. — Dave Barry
I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm. — Ogden Nash
All women are basically in competition with each other for a handful of eligible men. — Mignon McLaughlin
Men enjoy being thought of as hunters, but are generally too lazy to hunt. Women, on the other hand, love to hunt, but would rather… — Mignon McLaughlin
Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we would never need solace. — Don Herold
The only reason I'd ever get a sex change operation is to see what it's like to be right all the time. — Brian Wilson
As a five-year-old in Berlin in 1965, I didn't know that funny women existed. It wasn't until I got back to England that I realised… — Jenny Eclair
I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was… — Rachel Dratch
For years, it's driven me crazy that women don't have better roles, especially in comedies. I know so many funny women but I always felt...… — Paul Feig
What's so great about working with really funny women is that vanity comes second. Whatever makes it real and funny, they're going to go for,… — Paul Feig
To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer. — Zsa Zsa Gabor
Most women set out to try to change a man, and when they have changed him they do not like him. — Marlene Dietrich
Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand. — Benny Hill
I think there have always been funny women, from Carol Burnett to Joan Rivers. When the audience sees a woman, they innately know she's worked… — Wendy Liebman
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. — Groucho Marx
I do not believe in using women in combat, because females are too fierce. — Margaret Mead

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