Funny Women Quotes
37 Funny Women quotes by 34 unique authors
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I prefer the word 'homemaker' because 'housewife' always implies that there may be a wife someplace else.
— Bella Abzug
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I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason.
— Stanley Baldwin
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There are so many funny women in the world, and there has been for so many years, so I'll be happy when people can just…
— Kristen Wiig
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Funny women are honest women.
— Elizabeth Meriwether
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I trained at The Groundlings and was surrounded by some very funny women and also some very unfunny men. I didn't feel a sense of…
— Kaitlin Olson
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I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Women's restrooms are especially great.…
— Lynda Barry
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There’s always an article coming out, saying, ‘The new thing is funny women!’
— Lena Dunham
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It’s crazy. Since there have been men and women, there have been funny women... f**king idiot-ass men keep saying that women aren't funny. It makes…
— Andy Samberg
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I've always loved independent women, outspoken women, eccentric women, funny women, flawed women. When someone says about a woman, 'I'm sorry, that's just wrong,' I…
— Diane Keaton
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I have a friend named Doris who argues, on good authority, that the single biggest cause of global warming is menopause.
— Dave Barry
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I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.
— Ogden Nash
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All women are basically in competition with each other for a handful of eligible men.
— Mignon McLaughlin
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Men enjoy being thought of as hunters, but are generally too lazy to hunt. Women, on the other hand, love to hunt, but would rather…
— Mignon McLaughlin
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Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we would never need solace.
— Don Herold
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The only reason I'd ever get a sex change operation is to see what it's like to be right all the time.
— Brian Wilson
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As a five-year-old in Berlin in 1965, I didn't know that funny women existed. It wasn't until I got back to England that I realised…
— Jenny Eclair
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was…
— Rachel Dratch
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For years, it's driven me crazy that women don't have better roles, especially in comedies. I know so many funny women but I always felt...…
— Paul Feig
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What's so great about working with really funny women is that vanity comes second. Whatever makes it real and funny, they're going to go for,…
— Paul Feig
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To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.
— Zsa Zsa Gabor
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Most women set out to try to change a man, and when they have changed him they do not like him.
— Marlene Dietrich
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Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
— Benny Hill
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I think there have always been funny women, from Carol Burnett to Joan Rivers. When the audience sees a woman, they innately know she's worked…
— Wendy Liebman
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A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
— Groucho Marx
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I do not believe in using women in combat, because females are too fierce.
— Margaret Mead
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