“She gave me money to buy condoms, and instead I bought a book of baby names. That’s life. That’s love. That’s fiscally… — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Babies Copy Share Image
“Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly… — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Absence Copy Share Image
“She told me she loved me. She told me a lot of things. Some of those things were true, and some of… — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Communication Copy Share Image
“Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer. ” — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Death Copy Share Image
“Love is meant to be sipped, rather than chugged, like a glass of wine you drink strait from the bottle. ” — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Drink Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. You looked like you, but you also looked like a mannequin. And I looked like me,… — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Dreaming Copy Share Image
“The only time I drink milk is when I drink coffee. I make love the same way—contributing 2% as I just sort… — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Coffee Copy Share Image
“She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, “Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert.” — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Another woman Copy Share Image
“I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy. ” — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Funny Copy Share Image
“I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep.” — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Focus Copy Share Image
“I love like I’m thirsty. Can I offer you a tall glass of Sahara sand? ” — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Desert Copy Share Image
“We made love like a half a minute. I brought the thirty seconds, and she provided the excuse as to why she… — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Enough time Copy Share Image
“Love is inaudible—until you hear it. And once you do, you’ll never forget the sound of her voice. ” — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Amy Copy Share Image
“I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might… — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Absurd Copy Share Image
