Daniel Handler Quotes

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• There are many things in life that become different if you take a long look at them.
• The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up. Like a tie at a…
• I will love you as misfortune loves orphans, as fire loves innocence, and as justice loves to sit and watch while everything goes wrong.
• I’d ruin any day, all my days, for those long nights with you, and I did.
• who would dare think that, forever? Some idiot girl who wouldn’t know how things played out.
• Dumping you times infinity. Still not enough.
• Is it OK not to be a virgin, yes. Most people aren’t virgins, Min. That’s why there’s people to begin with.
• I’m not a cuckoo, either. I’m a fool is what.
• Twenty-six,” you said. “One for each day we’ve been together, Min.”Somebody oohed. Somebody shushed them. “And I hope that someday I’ll do another something stupid…
• Tears are curious things, for like earthquakes or puppet shows, they can occur at any time, without any warning and without any good reason.
• What you don't read is often as important as what you do read.
• That night was a dark day. Of course, all nights are dark days, because night is simply a badly lit version of day, ...
• If you don’t care about something, one way to demonstrate your feelings is to say the word and then repeat the word with the letters…
• The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.
• I hadn't even been looking, not for you, and now you were my heart's desire.
• I started making plans, thinking we would get that far.
• ...the moron who thought love was forever.
• I opened my mouth and kissed you then, the first time all night, attacked you and surrendered completely, and let’s get out of here. I’m…
• Count Olaf sounds like an awful person. I hope he is torn apart by wild animals someday. Wouldn't that be satisfying?
• I have gone into town to buy a few last things we need for the expedition: Peruvian wasp repellent, toothbrushes, canned peaches, and a fireproof…

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