All Dan Quayle Quotes
- Speaking as a man, it's not a woman's issue. Us men are tired of losing our women. Issue
- I happen to be a Republican President... ah... the Vice President. Ah
- Want to hear a sad story about the Dukakis campaign? The governor of Massachusetts, he lost his top naval advisor last week. His rubber ducky… Advisor
- I should have caught the mistake on that spelling bee card. But as Mark Twain once said, `You should never trust a man who has… Bee
- They asked me to go in front of the Reagans. I'm not used to going in front of President Reagan, so we went out behind… Asked
- Failing to support children one has fathered is wrong. We must be unequivocal about this. It doesnt help matters when prime-time TV has Murphy Brown,… Alone
- It would be bad for the economy if we have another Jimmy Carter grain embargo, Jimmy, Jimmy Carter, Jimmy Carter grain embargo, Jimmy Carter grain… Bad
- People are not homeless if they're sleeping in the streets of their own hometowns. Homeless
- Air travel efficiency would improve if more travelers started going to less popular places. Air
- I have as much experience in the Congress as Jack Kennedy did when he sought the presidency. Congress
- The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. History
- I would guess that there's adequate low-income housing in the country. Adequate
- Great American sport. Horseshoes is a very great game. I love it. American
- I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and members of the Senate. Congress
- We do, in former chairman Lee Atwater's words, offer the party as a big tent, and therefore that message has to be clear. How we… Articulated
- We don't want to go back to tomorrow, we want to go forward. Forward
- And this is the best chance to begin to establish the New World Order. Begin
- Happy campers you have been, happy campers you are, and happy campers you will always be. Been
- I told you all lawyers are worthless. After all it takes won (sic) to know one. All
- Lookit, I've done it their way this far and now it's my turn. I'm my own handler. Any questions? Ask me ... There's not going… Any
- I had a good political career, and I have a good business career. I didn't get the brass ring, but I did very well. Brass
- I feel that this is my first year, that next year is an election year, that the third year is the mid point, and that… Candidate
- The U.S. victory in Gulf War was a stirring victory for the forces of aggression. Aggression
- This isn't a man who is leaving with his head between his legs. Funny
- We lead in exporting jobs. Exporting