Best Colin Mochrie Quotes
- What kind of FBI agent are you? Agent
- You know, if I don't make it when I go out there in that weather balloon into that thunder storm. I want, you to take… Balloon
- Every song a hit, every hit a smack! Every Hit
- But you know, we have more hits than you can possibly think about. One of my personal favorite artists is the wonderful artist named Cher.… Artist
- You don't sweat much for a fat girl! Fat
- The Hills are alive with the sound of CRAP! Alive
- Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy. Advertise
- I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs. Ands
- I have so many evil plans, I'm just trying to find the one which would be best right now! Best
- I was a bookworm. Every week I'd go to the library and get seven books. Remember libraries? I wonder if people still go. And I… Book
- Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine! Always Disagree
- The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge. Gave
- We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second. Anorexic
- Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across… Across
- When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the thing, so I have total control over everything that happens.… Consequence
- This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3. Beverly
- To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap. Crap
- As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and… Always Make
- I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely nothing and trying to entertain them for two hours. Thankfully,… Absolutely
- The American audiences are more vocal and enthusiastic. British audiences tend to sit back a little more. American
- Give me liberty or give me a bran muffin! Bran
- Hey, Ryan, if Sting retires, will he change his name to Stung? Change
- I do enjoy working with Ryan although he owes me money. Enjoy
- The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Barbra Streisand, Bruce Springsteen, these are just some of the people who threatened to sue if we used their songs. Barbra
- I have many favorite artists... Van Gogh as one, but he didn't really sing a lot! Artists