Colin Mochrie Quotes
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My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.
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Famous Playboy Hugh Hefner managed to successfully stop an order of monks from operating a business on his property. The police forced the friars to…
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Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.
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Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer, dead at 53. Over Barcelona today, the famed reindeer was hit by a flock of seagulls and a 747. Eyewitnesses report,…
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After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty has a great fall.
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Did you know that..........'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me
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Give me liberty! Or a bran muffin!
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And if that isnt the truth, it would be a lie.
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I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.
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I believe it was Shakespeare who said, 'All the world's a stage, and you are CRAP!'
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I have many favorite artists...Van Gough as one, but he didn't really sing a lot!
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I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.
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It all started with a badly timed bald joke!
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There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from making things up. It's the only skill I have so…
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Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?
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You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo…
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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.
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Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries.
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Hey, come on, I've seen younger faces on money. Money.
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He had the kind of face only a mother could love. If that mother was blind in one eye, and had that sort of milky…
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