"Wives live longer than husbands because they're not……" — Colin Mochrie
"Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women."
More Husband Quotes
- A real man loves his wife, and places his family as the most important thing in life. Nothing has brought… — Frank Abagnale
- Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number of ways. For instance, they… — Richard Armour
- It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want… — Jane Austen
- Husbands and wives generally understand when opposition will be vain. — Jane Austen
- My husband and I had five biological children but we also have been raising 23 foster children. — Michele Bachmann
- I am proud of my husband, Marcus, the love of my life, and his Swiss heritage. Even though I have… — Michele Bachmann
- I would agree that President Carter didn't live up to the expectation we all had when he came in 1976.… — Michele Bachmann
- I'm not only a lawyer, I have a post doctorate degree in federal tax law from William and Mary. I… — Michele Bachmann
- Do not put such unlimited power into the hands of husbands. Remember all men would be tyrants if they could. — Abigail Adams
- A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to awake in the… — Honore de Balzac
- A lover always thinks of his mistress first and himself second; with a husband it runs the other way. — Honore de Balzac
- The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin. — Honore de Balzac