Chuck Palahniuk

“Now," those Plumbago lips say, "You are going to tell me your story like you just did. Write it all down. Tell…

— Chuck Palahniuk

“Driving east, I'm not sure what we're running from. Evie or the police of Mr. Baxter or the Rhea sisters. Or nobody.…

— Chuck Palahniuk

Every masterpiece is just dirt and ash put together in some perfect way.

— Chuck Palahniuk

“The truth is, Gentle Tweeter, I am always testing their love.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

And if I do fall asleep, Marla has to keep track of Tyler. Where he goes. What he does. So maybe during…

— Chuck Palahniuk

I realized that my book readings were boring me. I was going to go up there and read a passage and sleepwalk…

— Chuck Palahniuk

We don't need women. There are plenty other things in the world to have sex with, just go to a sexaholics meeting…

— Chuck Palahniuk

“There’s that fallen heart feeling that you rushed right through the moments where you should’ve been paying attention. Well, get used to…

— Chuck Palahniuk

“Me, personally, I tell dude 137 how I'm adding an embossed slogan to my dildos. Cast in high-relief going around the base,…

— Chuck Palahniuk

“This was freedom. Losing all hope was freedom. If I didn't say anything, people in a group assumed the worst. They cried…

— Chuck Palahniuk

“Evie says, “It's not living alone if you keep a rifle under the bed.” I write: i know girls who say that…

— Chuck Palahniuk

The unreal is more powerful than the real, because nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it, because it's only intangible…

— Chuck Palahniuk

“She says that the problem with passive people is that they force you to take action. After that, they hate you for…

— Chuck Palahniuk

My goal is never to make fun of religion.

— Chuck Palahniuk

We're so much more likely to feel sympathy for an animal than another person; thus, the best fiction uses animals to define…

— Chuck Palahniuk

HELLO! Look at me. HELLO! I am so ZEN. This is BLOOD. This is NOTHING. Hello. Everything is nothing, and it's so…

— Chuck Palahniuk

“Nobody cared if he lived or died, and the feeling was fucking mutual.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

“Give me homesickness. Flash. Give me nostalgic childhood yearnings. Flash.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

At some point, your memories, your stories, your adventures, will be the only things you'll have left.

— Chuck Palahniuk

The problem in this case was you can't be a middle-aged virgin in America without something being wrong with you. People can't…

— Chuck Palahniuk

“Power, money, food, sex, love. Can we ever get enough, or will getting some make us crave even more?”

— Chuck Palahniuk

“Folks like poor Misty Marie, they're limited, borderline dummies, but nothing enough to get a handicapped parking space. Or get any kind…

— Chuck Palahniuk

“If you want Neil Gaiman I could draw you a map.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

“Prepare to evacuate soul in five, in four, three, two, one.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

“That's the best revenge of all: happiness. Nothing drives people crazier than seeing someone having a good fucking laugh.”

— Chuck Palahniuk