I'd like to think I'm a little more memorable or specific now. People laugh at me in a way they wouldn't laugh… — Christian Finnegan Comedian Copy Share Image
What is the point of a car alarm if it doesn't get people out of their beds to come help you? So… — Christian Finnegan Alarm Copy Share Image
Do me a favor, guys. Don't drink so much that you become the guy that goes into the bathroom and moans while… — Christian Finnegan Bathroom Copy Share Image
I'm working on something a little different. It's a technique I call, 'tantric abstinence.' Now, the way this works is I meet… — Christian Finnegan Abstinence Copy Share Image
