All Chevy Chase Quotes
- Break as few bones as possible and make as much noise as you can. Bones
- It takes somebody smart to play somebody dumb. Dumb
- I left Saturday Night Live after that first year. I never wanted to work for more than a year on anything. First Year
- My stepfather was a psychoanalyst. You might think he'd have known better than to hit kids. Better
- Children force you to grow. Children
- It will eventually be discovered that the more you sleep, the healthier you are. Which means you'll really be at your healthiest when you pass… Discovered
- A good name for a mistress would be close to a man's name so that nobody would know. Like... Conane. Close
- There's no vacation from being a parent. From
- Live a life of grace. You'll be a better person for it, and so will your children. Better