Chevy Chase Quotes
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How much do I owe you?
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I have three daughters. I wanted them to be raised where there are real seasons and where everyone their age wasn't trying to get into…
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Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish
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Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles, because it seemed wrong to have my 3-year-old wondering why Daddy was…
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Fame is a very unnatural human condition. When you stop to realize that Abraham Lincoln was probably never seen by more than 400 people in…
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Anyone who wants to run has to be a Jimmy Swaggart, minus the default.
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All my children inherited perfect pitch.
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A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me.
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I just went into this business for laughs. I guess I don't mind being an actor so much now.
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I learned a lot about handling fans from established stars.
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I made about 28 movies, and I think about five of them were good.
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I tell the person I won't take a picture or sign the autograph, but I will shake their hand. That kind of personal touch is…
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I think the Clintons are brilliant. I've never met a person as intelligent as Bill, and I think Hillary is right up there with him.…
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I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having an attitude problem.
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A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish.
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I'm going to give you a little advice. There's a force in the universe that makes things happen. And all you have to do is…
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What makes a home home? Animals, and a little bit of clutter.
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Television doesn't make stars. It's the written media, the press, that makes stars.
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Step by step, we will break this cycle of silence, poor information and stigma.
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With Clinton, there's no question that I would have made fun of his out-and-out lying. But he's also a good friend.
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