All Chevy Chase Quotes
- Last good pratfall I did, I broke bones in both hands. I still feel it when people shake my hand. Bones
- It's never a good idea for a celebrity to sign autographs or take pictures if a crowd is gathering. Autographs
- The best comedy I ever did was when people didn't know who I was. Best
- I am a clown, just without the painted smile. Clown
- My father was the funniest guy I ever met. I'm not sure if I stole his stuff or if I inherited it. Ever Met
- The fact was, Ford kept stumbling around. I didn't want him in the White House. I wanted Carter in, and I had a forum of… Carter
- If you're in the White House, it's your house, and you can invite whatever friend you want. Friend
- I watched every single Charlie Chaplin film. Chaplin
- It took me 20 years of making movies to learn how to do it. Funny
- I don't know if my looks will ever get any better, but my pratfalls sure won't. Any
- You may have read that I went to M.I.T. In 1982 I filled out a Who's Who survey with joking responses, and they never bothered… Bothered
- Most of the films I've done were ruined in the postproduction, not during filming. Film
- Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles, because it seemed wrong to have my three-year-old wondering why Daddy was… Daddy
- I guess I look so straight and normal, nobody expects me to pick my nose and fall. Expects
- The best advice I can give you about falling is to never land. Advice
- Any good actor has to have a good sense of humour, too; they have to be able to manipulate people. Able
- What interests me is being alive and being with friends that I care about and being as creative as I can given circumstance. Alive
- We never could have performed live for an hour and a half every week if we were doing drugs. Drugs
- There are very few solid family films. A lot of the writing is awful. Awful
- Every Vacation movie didn't just make the studio money. They each made the studio a lot of money. Each