All Chevy Chase Quotes
- The fact was, Ford kept stumbling around. I didn't want him in the White House. I wanted Carter in, and I had a forum of… Carter
- If you're in the White House, it's your house, and you can invite whatever friend you want. Friend
- I watched every single Charlie Chaplin film. Chaplin
- It took me 20 years of making movies to learn how to do it. Funny
- I don't know if my looks will ever get any better, but my pratfalls sure won't. Any
- You may have read that I went to M.I.T. In 1982 I filled out a Who's Who survey with joking responses, and they never bothered… Bothered
- Most of the films I've done were ruined in the postproduction, not during filming. Film
- Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles, because it seemed wrong to have my three-year-old wondering why Daddy was… Daddy
- I guess I look so straight and normal, nobody expects me to pick my nose and fall. Expects
- The best advice I can give you about falling is to never land. Advice
- Any good actor has to have a good sense of humour, too; they have to be able to manipulate people. Able
- What interests me is being alive and being with friends that I care about and being as creative as I can given circumstance. Alive
- We never could have performed live for an hour and a half every week if we were doing drugs. Drugs
- There are very few solid family films. A lot of the writing is awful. Awful
- Every Vacation movie didn't just make the studio money. They each made the studio a lot of money. Each
- I'm Chevy Chase, and you're not. Chase
- Some Harvard guy said that acid would open our minds, pot wouldn't hurt us, and cocaine was benign. Acid
- The first thing that happens is that you're overwhelmed by so much attention. It's just so unnatural. Only people who've been in that position can… Attention
- They can't make any of these talented young actors Fletch. You might as well make a movie called Chevy Chase. Actor
- You could knock my teeth out and break my nose and there'd be something funny about it to me. Break
- Marge is a terrible name for a mistress. Marge
- Love is huge. But if you're talking about men and women, it's got to start with the most initial obvious attraction that warthogs go through.… Ass
- My favorite food is eggs. I like 'em over easy on a muffin with a little ham. I can have four of those every morning.… Anyone
- I'm about as bright on Community as I was in school. Bright
- I went to college with every intention of being a doctor. I was redirected by my grades. That, and a fake radio show that I… Air