“How am I going to explain to my kids one day that I can't buy them a happy meal because the toy… — Carroll Bryant Copy Share Image
“The problem with a lot people is, they are more concerned about their image than they are about their reputation. It should… — Carroll Bryant Copy Share Image
“It's not how many times you fall. And it's not how many times you get back up. It's about how much money… — Carroll Bryant Time Copy Share Image
“It's not adviseable to always go around doubting others all the time. However, it is logical.” — Carroll Bryant Copy Share Image
“Cool people are only cool for the first thirty minutes of knowing them. After that, they just become annoying.” — Carroll Bryant Cool people Copy Share Image
“Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick.” — Carroll Bryant Funny Copy Share Image
“If you want to dance the dance then you better learn the steps, the world has enough pretenders. If you want to… — Carroll Bryant Dance Copy Share Image
“If you could sum up your life in one sentence, then you didn’t live much of a life.” — Carroll Bryant Life Copy Share Image
“All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too drunk… — Carroll Bryant Christmas Copy Share Image
“Don't bite off more than you can chew because nobody looks attractive spitting it back out.” — Carroll Bryant Copy Share Image
“I'd rather have a pedophile in office rather than a democrat any day of the week and twice on Sunday. Pedophiles only… — Carroll Bryant Adult Copy Share Image
“I feel like I am either on the cusp of something great, or standing on the edge of my abyss, discovering something… — Carroll Bryant Standing on the edge Copy Share Image
“Listen." Jennifer reverted, "I didn't mean anything by all of that before. I understand what you were trying to do and ..."… — Carroll Bryant Life Copy Share Image
“Nothing is as it seems, but something is everything it is made out to be.” — Carroll Bryant Copy Share Image
“This Obamacare thing really scares me. The United States government / politicians are trying to turn the American people into a brand… — Carroll Bryant American people Copy Share Image
“I don’t think it’s proper for a girl to have three boyfriends.” Jennifer now begins to sound her age, and more like… — Carroll Bryant Copy Share Image
“One should never give up on hope. Unless that's the name of the girl who cheated on you in which case, yeah,… — Carroll Bryant Hope Copy Share Image
“To which hand do I choose to strike with when both hands are guided by the same heart?” — Carroll Bryant Deep Copy Share Image
“I think a person can do one of two things in life ... make your own choices despite the past or let… — Carroll Bryant Identity Copy Share Image
“Look how healthy you are, and your skin, it's like a Barbie doll." "Why, thank you, Jenny." Christine graciously accepted the compliment,… — Carroll Bryant Too Hot Copy Share Image
