Adult Quote by Carroll Bryant

“I'd rather have a pedophile in office rather than a democrat any day of the week and twice on Sunday. Pedophiles only screw kids…

— Carroll Bryant

“GOP stands for Greedy Old Pedophiles.”

— Oliver Markus Malloy

“Politicians kiss babies, fuck interns, and lie to everyone in between—and we still throw them parties like it’s an honor to be betrayed.”

— Brad Deep

My Grandmother wouldn't even speak the word Democrat if there were children in the room, she'd say Bastards instead.

— P. J. O'Rourke

The next time your daughter asks, 'Where are all the men?' Tell them that the Democratic party and its policies got rid of them'

— Dennis Prager

“I eat babies, shit them out and use the feces that contains their mangled remains for bullet casings. Which I use to kill Republicans.…

— James Carville

“a Democrat is a Republican who’s been through the criminal justice system.”

— Karin Slaughter

“Most Politicians Are The Whores at The Establishment Party, But We're The Ones Getting Fucked”

— Dean Cavanagh

“I despise child molesters!”

— Aaron B. Powell

“Republicans don’t stand for the beliefs of the right, and Democrats don’t stand for the principles of the left. They each stand for one…

— Jarod Kintz

“How to grow up slowly and secretly, not all at once like lunch in a condom, that is the essence of politics. But I…

— Jarod Kintz

“Chris Matthews of MSNBC’s Hardball has made similar observations, and describes today’s Republicans as the “Daddy” party and Democrats as the “Mommy.”

— John W. Dean