Blades Of Glory ✓

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[Wikipedia] Blades of Glory is a 2007 American sports comedy film directed by Will Speck and Josh Gordon, written by Jeff Cox, Craig Cox, John Altschuler and Dave Krinsky. It stars Will Ferrell and Jon Heder as a mismatched pair of banned figure skaters who become teammates upon discovering a loophole that will

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I totally want to cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday... It's coming up. -Hector Birthday
No exaggeration, I could not love a human baby more then I love this brush. -Chazz Baby
Jimmy: Get out of my face. Chazz: I'll get inside your face. Chazz
Jimmy: I see you got fat. Chazz: I see you still look like a fifteen year old girl, but not hot. Chazz
Personal philosophy? Clothing optional. -Chazz Chazz
Whoever invented rope was a real a-hole! -Chazz Chazz
Remember how they used to be alive? -Stranz Van Waldenberg Alive
Did you carve up any ice... with your weiner? -Chazz Any
I'm a sex addict. It's my cross to bear. It's a real disease with doctors and medicine and everything! -Chazz Addict
I'm a sex addict and I'm attracted to women. -Chazz Addict
Troubled childhood? If you consider a 9 year old kid with a 35 year old girlfriend troubled. -Chazz Chazz
I'm getting sick, you smell like aftershave and taco meat! -Jimmy Aftershave
I sent you a cup of my blood! Did you get my blood? -Hector Blood
Chazz: I think I see the Virgin Mary! Jimmy: No, that's not her. Chazz
Nancy Kerrigan. You an official here? Cause you've officially given me a boner! -Chazz Boner
Not only did we embarrass Marky Mark, we let down the Funky Bunch. -Stranz Van Waldenberg Bunch
Better step aside homeschool, there's a new Sheriff in town. -Chazz Aside
Who's gonna save you now, Chazz? Is Little Lord MacLeroy gonna come and meet ya down here? -Stranz Van Waldenberg Chazz
Great! That'll give me time to get my jugs waxed. -Katie Van Waldenberg Give
I don't want to close my eyes, don't want to fall asleep cause I miss you Jimmy, and I don't wanna miss a thing. -Chazz Asleep
Jimmy may be renowned for his personal hygiene, Scott, but after that performance, he's starting to reek... Of gold. -Co-Anchor Anchor
Chazz Michael Michaels: an ice-devouring sex tornado. -Co-Anchor Anchor
You're living in the past, Sammi. Me and the Woodland Fairies, we're living in the HERE and NOW. -Chazz Chazz
Figure skating? Give it up, Jimmy! It's like a cruel bitch mother! -Coach Bitch
Help yourself to the Mane n' Tail all you want, but don't even look at the Verticoli... -Chazz All

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