Chazz Quotes
24 quotes by 3 authors
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Chazz Palminteri is just the ultimate screen husband.
— Linda Fiorentino
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Hey Mom! Can we get some meatloaf? - Chazz Reinhold
— Wedding Crashers
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Grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac. - Chazz Reinhold
— Wedding Crashers
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Chazz Reinhold: So how's my prot�g�? John Beckwith: Jeremy, believe it or not, is getting married! Chazz Reinhold: What? What an idiot! What a loser!…
— Wedding Crashers
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Chazz Reinhold: [John has come to visit] Oh, come in, sit down, I was-hey, you want something to eat? [shouting] Chazz Reinhold: HEY MOM! CAN…
— Wedding Crashers
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No exaggeration, I could not love a human baby more then I love this brush. -Chazz
— Blades Of Glory
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Jimmy: Get out of my face. Chazz: I'll get inside your face.
— Blades Of Glory
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Jimmy: I see you got fat. Chazz: I see you still look like a fifteen year old girl, but not hot.
— Blades Of Glory
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Personal philosophy? Clothing optional. -Chazz
— Blades Of Glory
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Whoever invented rope was a real a-hole! -Chazz
— Blades Of Glory
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Did you carve up any ice... with your weiner? -Chazz
— Blades Of Glory
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I'm a sex addict. It's my cross to bear. It's a real disease with doctors and medicine and everything! -Chazz
— Blades Of Glory
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I'm a sex addict and I'm attracted to women. -Chazz
— Blades Of Glory
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Troubled childhood? If you consider a 9 year old kid with a 35 year old girlfriend troubled. -Chazz
— Blades Of Glory
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Chazz: I think I see the Virgin Mary! Jimmy: No, that's not her.
— Blades Of Glory
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Nancy Kerrigan. You an official here? Cause you've officially given me a boner! -Chazz
— Blades Of Glory
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Better step aside homeschool, there's a new Sheriff in town. -Chazz
— Blades Of Glory
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Who's gonna save you now, Chazz? Is Little Lord MacLeroy gonna come and meet ya down here? -Stranz Van Waldenberg
— Blades Of Glory
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I don't want to close my eyes, don't want to fall asleep cause I miss you Jimmy, and I don't wanna miss a thing. -Chazz
— Blades Of Glory
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Chazz Michael Michaels: an ice-devouring sex tornado. -Co-Anchor
— Blades Of Glory
Who Wrote These Chazz Quotes
3 authors contributed a total of 24 Chazz Quotes as follows: