All Bill Vaughan Quotes
- Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. Bulldozes
- Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. Atomic
- The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does. Cookie
- The groundhog is like most other prophets; it delivers its prediction and then disappears. Delivers
- Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having given up on the problem of an efficient way to… Anger
- By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it. Age
- Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. Answer
- The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine. Ant
- The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. Appliances
- Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to… Add
- The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other. All
- People learn something every day, and a lot of times it's that what they learned the day before was wrong. Day
- Experience is something I always think I have until I get more of it. Always Think
- Most of us wait until we're in trouble, and then we pray like the dickens. Wonder what would happen if, some morning, we'd wake up… Dickens
- We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. All
- We learn something every day, and lots of times its that what we learned the day before was wrong. Day