I'd like to be a revolutionary leader, part of the team that brings freedom to the people of the Earth. — Bez Freedom Copy Share Image
I've got no acting skills, no musical skills and I haven't really got any dancing skills. — Bez Acting Copy Share Image
I lived in sheds, I kipped under bushes, sofa surfing - I went through the whole array of it. — Bez Lived Copy Share Image
So basically America, they are the Knights Templars of, and they've taken us into, perpetual war - that's their game. — Bez America Copy Share Image
I'm still rebelling against the system, but now I'm rebelling through politics instead of dancing. — Bez Dancing Copy Share Image
The idea of living on the land and growing my own food and energy was really appealing. — Bez Energy Copy Share Image
I've never voted in my life. I've never felt able to put my pen to a ballot paper because there was nobody… — Bez Life Copy Share Image
I was quite worried about old Shaun as he isn't the healthiest man in the world. I've always told him to take… — Bez Always Copy Share Image
I've lost count of the number of blokes who've come up to me over the years and said 'thanks for making it… — Bez Blokes Copy Share Image
Every man, woman and child in the global community has a right to be treated in a fair and equal manner and… — Bez Children Copy Share Image
I used to like Dick Francis novels as a kid, who was like Enid Blyton but based around horses, and he'd write… — Bez Around Copy Share Image
I always deliver on my promises, and I can promise that doing 'Strictly' would be as much of an entertaining laugh for… — Bez Always Copy Share Image
I would like to go right back in time to when God created man, and the Adam and Eve story, and the… — Bez Adam and eve Copy Share Image
My girlfriend has got the new, improved me. Before, I was argumentative: now I will get out of a situation before mud-slinging… — Bez Girlfriend Copy Share Image
Life gives back what you give out. If you go around grumpy and drunk, then that is what life throws back at… — Bez Back Copy Share Image
My old fella was a policeman; he was a chief inspector of the anti-terrorism squad. — Bez Chief Copy Share Image
If you want to do something about things, you've got to get into the corridors of power and take them on. — Bez About Copy Share Image
We've got older now but I'd love nothing more than to have Shaun back in my life again so we can enjoy… — Bez Good Copy Share Image
Trump is an all-American President. You don't get there unless you've been chosen by the leading elite. — Bez All-american Copy Share Image
I have dentures and sometimes forget to put them in sterilizing fluid. — Bez Dentures Copy Share Image
My Flying Bus stage at Glastonbury is really special to me and a great hangout for the hardcore party people. — Bez Bus Copy Share Image
In a funny sort of way, the ramshackle bunch known as the Happy Mondays were a lifesaver for me. — Bez Comedy Copy Share Image
Life throws up these conundrums but you always come away having gained knowledge. — Bez Always Copy Share Image
Labour has sold working class Britons down the river. Meanwhile, the Tories are now beating us black and blue in a dark… — Bez Blue Copy Share Image
For me, it doesn't matter who it is, who's the head figure of America. — Bez America Copy Share Image
I was basically a rebel without a cause. And I got kicked out by my parents and ended up homeless. — Bez Basically Copy Share Image
I've been saying we need a revolution, and there's no good shouting about it when you're not actually doing anything. — Bez Anything Copy Share Image
Like me, most of my fellow artists struggle within the confines of what is 'politically correct.' — Bez Art Copy Share Image
I cant wait to start yoga - I've never done yoga before so that should be really funny. — Bez Funny Copy Share Image
I've always eaten healthily; I've always been quite athletic and sporty, and I've always lived a balanced lifestyle. — Bez Always Copy Share Image
Believe it or not, I once did 'Mastermind' and I'm happy to say I didn't finish last. — Bez Believe Copy Share Image