Believe it or not, I once did 'Mastermind' and I'm happy to say I didn't finish last. — Bez Believe Copy Share Image
I certainly didn't wake up one morning and forget to register The Reality Party. Far from it. The Electoral Commission didn't run… — Bez Green Copy Share Image
When I went traveling, I was sleeping on the beach. Sometimes I was starving. I used to dream of eating a meat… — Bez Beach Copy Share Image
Labour has sold working class Britons down the river. Meanwhile, the Tories are now beating us black and blue in a dark… — Bez Blue Copy Share Image
I used to like Dick Francis novels as a kid, who was like Enid Blyton but based around horses, and he'd write… — Bez Around Copy Share Image
I've been saying we need a revolution, and there's no good shouting about it when you're not actually doing anything. — Bez Anything Copy Share Image
Where John Lennon and Yoko Ono holed up for a week in the Presidential Suite at the Hilton Amsterdam for their 'Bed-in… — Bez Amsterdam Copy Share Image
I've never voted in my life. I've never felt able to put my pen to a ballot paper because there was nobody… — Bez Life Copy Share Image
I always deliver on my promises, and I can promise that doing 'Strictly' would be as much of an entertaining laugh for… — Bez Always Copy Share Image
I played football for a United XI against Newcastle recently, and then did a show with the Mondays the weekend after. Man,… — Bez Football Copy Share Image
I had COVID a week before they made the announcement. I couldn't breathe and I couldn't tell if it was my heart… — Bez COVID Copy Share Image
The idea of living on the land and growing my own food and energy was really appealing. — Bez Energy Copy Share Image
We've been really fortunate - part of Factory Records, part of the Manchester scene that went worldwide. — Bez Factory Copy Share Image
I'm a man of the people, a man for all people. I reckon that's why I won 'Celebrity Big Brother.' People saw… — Bez Brother Copy Share Image