Best Beavis And Butthead Quotes
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You mean we, like, need to poop in our pants? -Beavis
Beavis
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Hey Butthead, what did they do in the olden times when they didnt have any TV? -Beavis
Any
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Yah, Beware the long wiener of Beavis. -Beavis
Beavis
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Uh, Beavis, did you cut the cheese? Huh huh huh. -Butt-head
Beavis
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This sucks more than anything that has ever sucked before. -Butt-head
Butt
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Stop in the name of all which does not suck. -Butt-head
All
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Shut up, Beavis before I kick your ass so hard it'll turn inside-out and come out your mouth. -Butt-head
Ass
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I am the Great Cornholio! I need T.P. for my Bunghole! -Bevis as Cornholio
Bunghole
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Settle down, Beavis. This is only gonna hurt for like a minute or something. -Butt-Head
Beavis
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Now hold still this time! Uh, no pain no hole. Uh huh huh huh! -Butt-Head
Butt
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I thought you said you wanted to do me I'm sorry. -Beavis
Beavis
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BREAKIN' THE LAW! BREAKIN' THE LAAAW! BREAKIN' THE LAW! BREAKIN' THE LAAAW! -Beavis & Butt-head
Beavis
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Dammit, Beavis. You just sent my boner to the ground. -Butthead
Beavis
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Nachos Rule!! -Butthead and Beavis
Beavis
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Beavis you monkeyspank -Butthead
Beavis
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Hey beavis, Mr.Andersons balls are like, fithy. -butthead
Andersons
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It's coming out of the ass of the ass. -Beavis
Ass
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You know, these guys are pretty cool for a bunch of mimes. -Butt-head watching a KISS music video
Bunch
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This sucks more then anything that has ever sucked before. -Butthead
Butthead
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Hey, Butt-Head. Check this out... 'Say hello to my dear friend'! -Beavis
Beavis
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Respect?! Those boys never showed me any respect! It took every ounce of self-control for me not to kill them! -Coach Buzzcut
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Man I tell what, I felt like A one legged cat try'in to burry turd's on A frozen pond out there. -Tom Anderson
Anderson
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Beaver KICKS ASS! - Beavis
Ass
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You twisted your's when you were choking it! - Beavis
Beavis
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I don't like stuff that sucks! - Butt-Head
Butt
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