Beavis And Butthead Quotes

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• Hey Butt-head, is it normal for the inside of your bunghole to itch?
• Hey Butthead, you know I'd like to kiss my ass.
• Beavis you dumbass! There always been TV! There's just more channels now!
• Hey Butthead, what did they do in the olden times when they didnt have any TV?
• My people; we are without Bungholes..
• Dammit Beavis, Shut Up.
• Dammit Beavis, what the hell are you doing? You're not supposed to have your penis out while you're cooking!
• Yah, Beware the long wiener of Beavis.
• Uh, Beavis, did you cut the cheese? Huh huh huh.
• I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO! I NEED TP FOR MY BUNG HOLE!
• I have seen the top of the mountain. And it is good.
• Come to Butt-Head!
• Shut up, Beavis before I kick your ass so hard it'll turn inside-out and come out your mouth.
• Settle down, Beavis. This is only gonna hurt for like a minute or something.
• If you took an x-ray of your weiner would you see a bone
• Check it out Butthead, this chicken has three boobs. How many butts does she have?
• BREAKIN' THE LAW! BREAKIN' THE LAAAW! BREAKIN' THE LAW! BREAKIN' THE LAAAW!
• Dammit, Beavis. You just sent my boner to the ground.
• No way, Stewart! You're fat enough already!
• Boy, I tell you Beavis. You're one stupid son of a bitch!

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