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Head Quotes by Beavis And Butthead
- Hey Butt-head, is it normal for the inside of your bunghole to itch?
- Come to Butt-Head!
- Hey Butt-Head, I dreamed I was at school last night. Do you think that counts for attendance?
- Hey Butt-head, is it normal for the inside of your bunghole to itch? -Beavis
- Beavis, why the hell do you wanna kiss your ass? -Butt-Head
- Beavis you dumbass! There always been TV! There's just more channels now! -Butt-Head
- Uh, Beavis, did you cut the cheese? Huh huh huh. -Butt-head
- This sucks more than anything that has ever sucked before. -Butt-head
- Stop in the name of all which does not suck. -Butt-head
- Shut up, Beavis before I kick your ass so hard it'll turn inside-out and come out your mouth. -Butt-head
- Settle down, Beavis. This is only gonna hurt for like a minute or something. -Butt-Head
- Now hold still this time! Uh, no pain no hole. Uh huh huh huh! -Butt-Head
- BREAKIN' THE LAW! BREAKIN' THE LAAAW! BREAKIN' THE LAW! BREAKIN' THE LAAAW! -Beavis & Butt-head
- You know, these guys are pretty cool for a bunch of mimes. -Butt-head watching a KISS music video
- Hey, Butt-Head. Check this out... 'Say hello to my dear friend'! -Beavis
- I don't like stuff that sucks! - Butt-Head
- We'd better bury you Beavis. You're already starting to stink! - Butt-Head
- Boy, I tell you Beavis. You're one stupid son of a bitch! - Butt-Head
- We should be on TV. - Butt-Head
- Uh, your cow's like, broken sir. - Butt-Head
- Mabey you should stick your weiner in the bug zapper. - Butt-Head
- Sympt....symp...Simpsons? Uh...They're pretty cool. - Butt-Head
- Did you know when you eat rump roast, your eating a cow's butt? - Butt-Head
- Hey Butt-Head, I dreamed I was at school last night. Do you think that counts for attendance? - Beavis
- Would ya like a copy of my butt? -Butt-Head
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