All Ari Gold Quotes
- Call me Helen Keller because Im a fucking miracle worker! Call
- Tell Drama hes on the top of my list of things to do today, along with inserting needles in my cock! Along
- You know what they feed people on an indi set, Vinnie? Nothing! They dont give you a trailer. They tell you to go sit on… Apple
- Im ready to go here, all right? Its like R. Kelly at recess. Honey, honey, what are you doing? Are you kidding me? Baby! All
- You can have it if you want to live in Agora fucking hills, and go to group therapy, but if you want a Beverly Hills… Beverly
- We are gonna get drunk with Russell Crowe and were gonna head-butt some goddamn kangaroos. Butt
- Smoke more weed, Turtle. Seriously, smoke more weed. More
- My assistant is to be gang-raped by a gang of one. Assistant
- Listen, Lloyd, I want you to put all my files, folders, binders, everything into a box! If you find a used condom, an executioners mask,… All
- That was a good speech, Lloyd. If I was 25 and liked cock, we could be something. Cock
- Dana I have never cheated on my wife, not since she became my wife, but if you wanna jerk me in the car now, Im… Became
- I knew you liked dick, Babs, but I didnt realize you were a cocksucker. Babs
- Its like high school. You cant fuck the prom queen until she finds out her best friend jerked you off underneath the bleachers! Best
- You fire a guy, you create a rival. You fire a woman, you create a housewife. Create
- I drove to work today in an $80,000 Mercedes and Im going home in a prop car from Fast and the Furious my life is… Car
- Fuck the phones, Lloyd! Unless Carmen Electra calls for an emergency titty-fuck, dont answer! Answer
- I would say hug it out, but I dont want you drawing wood. Dont
- Fuck you. Whered you hear that, Friendster? Friendster
- You will come back stronger then ever. Like Lance Armstrong. But with two balls. Armstrong
- Fuck Richard Roper. You know I went to college with him? Yeah when he was pledging we used to tie beer cans around his nuts… Across
- Rusty cunt bucket! FUCK! Bucket