Best Amy Sedaris Quotes
- I'd just much rather see an ugly person take the trash out than see somebody really pretty taking the trash out. Much
- I'm not a good storyteller. I always think I'm going to get interrupted, or something's going to get edited. I think that comes from being… Always Think
- I wasn't a cliquey person, and I think that's because I came from a large family. I got along with everybody, and I usually got… Along
- I just like to have the ideas. Other people can help see them through. Help
- I'd rather have a part where you walk into a room and you leave. That's perfect for me. Into
- I'm not a first-place person. First Place
- My characters always like themselves. Always Like
- Books are challenging and inspirational to me. Book
- My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. Cheaper
- But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty. Always Like
- You know when you watch old movies, it's always the small parts you remember, the character actors who come in like a breath of fresh… Actor
- I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid. Always Feel
- A lot of crafters, they're shut-ins. Crafters
- A lot of times girls think they're funny, but they want to pretty at the same time, and if you want to be funny, you… Funny
- But I love how people who are musical, they know how to dress. Dress
- Gay guys know how to craft, and they craft really well. Straight guys, forget it. Craft
- I always find something to keep me busy. Always Find
- I always got along with all types of people - popular people as well as drug addicts. Addict
- I always knew I didn't want kids, and I didn't want to get married. Always Knew
- I am an aging Girl Scout. Aging
- I can't imagine going to an all-girls school. I went to a public school. All
- I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive. Attractive
- I feel confident writing on my feet with improv, but it's different when you're sitting down and writing it out. Confident
- I hate playing pretty or sane people. Most people are not attractive or all there. All
- I have a couple freeloader friends, but it's okay. I know they're gonna come in with their arms flying in the air empty-handed. Air