"A lot of times girls think they're funny,……" — Amy Sedaris
"A lot of times girls think they're funny, but they want to pretty at the same time, and if you want to be funny, you have to be willing to get ugly."
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86 Quotes by Amy Sedaris
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My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I always scold him.
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I live in the moment.
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The moment someone says, 'Hey, everyone, listen to the words in this song,' your party is over.
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I’ve named everything that I’ve ever owned. Real or inanimate, I have to give it a first and last name.…
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I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. And then I laughed…
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I listen. I like to give advice. Mostly, Ill just try to listen to my friends, and theyll say the…
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My little brother Paul. He owns his own floor sanding business called Silly P Hardwood Floors and hes really good.
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I really don't like going out. I don't like restaurants because I don't like the idea of someone, a waitress,…
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My kitchen's pink, like skin-tone pink, and I lowered my spice rack so it's eye level - it's true! -…
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I have no desire to carry a movie.
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I like to make things, but I looked at old craft books on weaving or mosaics or whatever, I'm like,…
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Don't make anybody a homemade gift. Unless you're really good, or it's going to be really practical. If it's a…
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