“He was the yin to my yang, the frick to my frack, the melba toast to my Chex.” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“Sweet dreams and thin walls... Mother of Pearl. He'd heard me.” — Alice Clayton Dreams Copy Share Image
“You gonna bang my walls, Simon?” I laughed. “You have no idea,” he promised.” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“The sounds pouring forth from his nasal passages registered somewhere between grizzly bear and exploding tractor trailer.” — Alice Clayton Grizzly Copy Share Image
“We engaged in the random chitchat that people do, wrapped up in each other and looking at the stars.” — Alice Clayton Astronomy Copy Share Image
“San Francisco’s a big city, but it can feel like a small town in some ways,” he offered.” — Alice Clayton Big city Copy Share Image
“I want to be romanced; I want to be swept away—I want something special, rare, passionate, out of the ordinary!” — Alice Clayton Swept away Copy Share Image
“Wow, girls sure do weird stuff. Especially you American girls. So much shimmer and sparkle. Who told you tits were supposed to… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“...sometimes you have to pretend to be feeling better to actually feel better. It's why new workout clothes make you feel like… — Alice Clayton Chick-lit Copy Share Image
“I tried to get a hold of Clive and calm him down. No luck. He was neutered, but he was still a… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“I observed the cowboy in his natural element. He liked to work with no shirt on, which seemed so perfectly right and… — Alice Clayton Cowboy Copy Share Image
No really - listen. I believe in signs, and that things are meant to be, I truly do. But try and be… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“He bent over the back of sofa inside my apartment and removed my panties. With his Teeth. With his mother-loving teeth! I… — Alice Clayton Cocktail Copy Share Image
“I arched my back and flexed my hips experimentally...once...twice...a third time. It really was true what they said about riding a bike.… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“When there was pain or hurt, or bad memories crowded in, work could be a literal lifeline, taking your mind away from what… — Alice Clayton Bad memories Copy Share Image
“His gaze grew wistful, and he looked so young. 'I don't want to put things off, even though we haven't been together… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“I’m so proud of you,” Sophia said when I’d finished. Mimi nodded in agreement. “For what?” “Caroline, there was a time when… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“I assigned him to help me trim the Brussels sprouts, but instead he kept trying to throw them away when he thought… — Alice Clayton Grace Copy Share Image
“I’ll have to go away one day. And I don’t know what will happen then, which makes me so fucking selfish for… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“Wkat, you tryin' to cop a feel there?" I snapped, selecting a song. "Did you or did you not just placed your… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“Hell, yes. I love you; that’s not going to change. I want this, I want you, and I think . . .… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“Men love a naked woman. But more than that, they love a confident naked woman. Now, everyone has a type, of course,… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“Even though all of that other stuff was there and would eventually have to be dealt with, I was now beyond the… — Alice Clayton Grace Copy Share Image
“OK snark, settle. You're telling me you don't have the tiniest crush on him? Tell the truth, Grace," she said, cornering me… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“Yep, ready to go. Simon, this is James. James, Simon.” They leaned in to shake hands, and I could see that they… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“What time was that email sent?" I asked, with my own cocky grin beginning to form across my face. Sara clicked around… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“I gave Clive a sock full of catnip and a bowlful of tuna. My hope was to get him wasted and passed… — Alice Clayton Hope Copy Share Image
“Get your ass over here right now, you motherfucking scary movie pusher.” — Alice Clayton Movie Copy Share Image
“I got shagged in Santa Barbara, and all I got was this fantastic orgasm.” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“I’m hardly just someone. I think I rate a little higher than that,” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image