“Sweet dreams and thin walls... Mother of Pearl. He'd heard me.” — Alice Clayton Dreams Copy Share Image
“You’re here and I’m here and we’re here and this is so much more than enough because it’s everything.” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“Here's the thing about a spit take: In the movies, they're hysterical. In real life, they're just messy.” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“Clive remained behind Simon’s knees. Simon’s Knees . . . What a great name for a band.” — Alice Clayton Clive Copy Share Image
“He was everything I’d ever wanted, and everything I hadn’t even known I needed.” — Alice Clayton Grace Copy Share Image
“I started to roll my eyes, but that hurt. The right one was pressed so firmly against the peephole, you see.” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“Wrapped around each other but now clad in a pink nightie and a pair of sweatpants. To be clear, I wore the… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“Was I seriously awake at, let’s see, one sixteen a.m. and attempting to discern the national origin of the woman getting plowed… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“There was a hickey on the side of my neck the size of a quarter. I looked like I had argued with… — Alice Clayton Hickey Copy Share Image
“I turned to kiss his fingertips. He stared into my eyes again, those sex sapphires doing their voodoo that made me a… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“Now you listen here, mister,” I said, trying for a more adult tone. “I’m not going to spend every night listening to… — Alice Clayton Every night Copy Share Image
“Dirty talk is an art. Do it too often, it becomes routine. Never do it, and you’re missing something. Simon did it… — Alice Clayton Art Copy Share Image
“One last thump, one last groan—and one last meow. Then all was blessedly silent. Except for Clive. He continued to pine for… — Alice Clayton Cold war Copy Share Image
Always take a compliment, Caroline. Always take it for the way it was intended. You girls are always so quick to twist… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
You know those moments when everything is exactly the way it was meant to be? When you find yourself and your entire… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“Hey, man, I'm old school. Don't make me bust out the Easy-E and the N.W.A I will got straight up gangsta on… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“I don't care how old you are, or what background you come from, there are two universal truths. We will always laugh… — Alice Clayton Humor Copy Share Image
“You realize you are turning me into some kind of machine?” he noted, nodding down at his HiThere poking through the towel.… — Alice Clayton Computers Copy Share Image
“This burger is so good, it’s stupid,” I burst out. “I thought California was supposed to be full of vegans sprinkling sprouts… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“Now, up until this point in my life, I’d shared that old theory that sex was like pizza. Even when it’s bad,… — Alice Clayton Life Copy Share Image
“Yeah, she's right here. She's in the shower, in fact…Oh, Jack! I told Grace the funniest joke about the British invading her… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“Why are you such a manwhoring asshole?” I asked, my face inches from his. “Why are you such a cockblocking priss?” he… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“Hell, yes. I love you; that’s not going to change. I want this, I want you, and I think . . .… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“Wkat, you tryin' to cop a feel there?" I snapped, selecting a song. "Did you or did you not just placed your… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“What time was that email sent?" I asked, with my own cocky grin beginning to form across my face. Sara clicked around… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“Fucking Wallbanger,” I hissed, frozed on the spot. His grin slid off as well as he played place-the-face for a moment. “Fucking… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“And then I tasted nothing but his sweet lips, pressed firmly to mine, as I kissed him like it was my job.” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
I literally could not feel more cozy right now if I were actually inside a marshmallow — Alice Clayton Cozy Copy Share Image
“Hi, pot. It’s me, kettle,” Sophia snapped back. “Hi kettle, you have about thirty seconds before this pot kicks your ass.” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“Pushing thoughts of spanking and Simon from my mind, I went back to my DVDs. Spanking Simon. What a great name for… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“You can’t misinterpret the sound of a good spanking, and someone was receiving one next door.” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“This is the heart I need. And if I have this - and a little schmaltz - I dont need anything else… — Alice Clayton Heart Copy Share Image
“ The guy looks young enough to be your kid, Grace. Yes, but only if I’d really slutted it up in junior… — Alice Clayton Junior high Copy Share Image
“Stop it. If you say sorry one more time I'm gonna go find something of yours and pee on it, I swear.” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“To things staring you right in the face,” I echoed, our eyes locking over the rims.” — Alice Clayton Love Copy Share Image
“My boyfriend likes to fuck my brains out on our kitchen island. Which tile would you recommend for that?” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“So what do we do next? Y’know, as people in a relationship after they’ve solved a conflict.” “Pretty sure a blow job… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“Beneath the sheet—which was already lower on his hips than should be legal — He Was Still Hard” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“I’m done with easy.” “You should print that on cards.” “Print this—why do you still have clothes on?” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
The right woman for you wouldn't want you to change anything about your life. She wouldn't rock your boat, she'd jump right… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
