“I’m done with easy.” “You should print that on cards.” “Print this—why do you still have clothes on?” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
The right woman for you wouldn't want you to change anything about your life. She wouldn't rock your boat, she'd jump right… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“I got into Jillian's Mercedes and drove back across the bridge to wait for my art installation. Which never showed up. Hey,… — Alice Clayton Art Copy Share Image
“Was this Cowboy Hank? Oh my, yes, it was. Because his belt buckle told me so .” — Alice Clayton Cowboy Copy Share Image
“My shirt bunched up around my waist, and the feeling of his hi-there against my hoohah was indescribable.” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“To things staring you right in the face,” I echoed, our eyes locking over the rims.” — Alice Clayton Love Copy Share Image
“My boyfriend likes to fuck my brains out on our kitchen island. Which tile would you recommend for that?” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“So what do we do next? Y’know, as people in a relationship after they’ve solved a conflict.” “Pretty sure a blow job… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“I’m going to fuck you on this balustrade, so hard you’ll feel it in your bones.” He slowly breathed me in, nudging… — Alice Clayton Dirty talk Copy Share Image
You know those moments when everything is exactly the way it was meant to be? When you find yourself and your entire… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“Hey, man, I'm old school. Don't make me bust out the Easy-E and the N.W.A I will got straight up gangsta on… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“Now you listen here, mister,” I said, trying for a more adult tone. “I’m not going to spend every night listening to… — Alice Clayton Every night Copy Share Image
“Dirty talk is an art. Do it too often, it becomes routine. Never do it, and you’re missing something. Simon did it… — Alice Clayton Art Copy Share Image
Always take a compliment, Caroline. Always take it for the way it was intended. You girls are always so quick to twist… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“One last thump, one last groan—and one last meow. Then all was blessedly silent. Except for Clive. He continued to pine for… — Alice Clayton Cold war Copy Share Image
“But when you go weeks without that same 190 pounds in your bed, the truth is, it felt kind of nice to… — Alice Clayton Truth Copy Share Image
“Yep, ready to go. Simon, this is James. James, Simon.” They leaned in to shake hands, and I could see that they… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“OK snark, settle. You're telling me you don't have the tiniest crush on him? Tell the truth, Grace," she said, cornering me… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“Wkat, you tryin' to cop a feel there?" I snapped, selecting a song. "Did you or did you not just placed your… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“Hell, yes. I love you; that’s not going to change. I want this, I want you, and I think . . .… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“Beneath the sheet—which was already lower on his hips than should be legal — He Was Still Hard” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“They say time is elastic. Sometimes an hour passes in an instant while you scratch and cling at every second as they… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“Like a junkie, I was jonesing for a romance novel coupling. I needed a pulsing pillar of passion, a mammoth mail member,… — Alice Clayton Books Copy Share Image
“The beginnings of carpal tunnel were threatening to set in as I tried desperately to get myself off. But O was on… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“Wait a minute, hold up. Stop everything. His name is Barry -" i started. "-Derry?" Mimi finished. We collapsed on the floor… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“And a fire in the fireplace? Wow, that’s impressive.” I continued, walking backwards into the room. “Yeah, I saw it in a… — Alice Clayton Fire Copy Share Image
“I wasn’t sure I’d even want to do this, after she was gone.” “Listen, Archie, we don’t have to--” “Until you, Clara,”… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
