“I didn’t think I could love you more, but I really kind of do.” — Alice Clayton Love Copy Share Image
“When you're a little older, you'll see this more clearly." I said and he closed his eyes. That did it. When he… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“The sounds pouring forth from his nasal passages registered somewhere between grizzly bear and exploding tractor trailer.” — Alice Clayton Grizzly Copy Share Image
“San Francisco’s a big city, but it can feel like a small town in some ways,” he offered.” — Alice Clayton Big city Copy Share Image
“We engaged in the random chitchat that people do, wrapped up in each other and looking at the stars.” — Alice Clayton Astronomy Copy Share Image
“Wow, girls sure do weird stuff. Especially you American girls. So much shimmer and sparkle. Who told you tits were supposed to… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“I want to be romanced; I want to be swept away—I want something special, rare, passionate, out of the ordinary!” — Alice Clayton Swept away Copy Share Image
“Here's the thing about a spit take: In the movies, they're hysterical. In real life, they're just messy.” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“Clive remained behind Simon’s knees. Simon’s Knees . . . What a great name for a band.” — Alice Clayton Clive Copy Share Image
“Give it up, mister! No sex for you!" I yelled at the wall as my girls cackled maniacally. "Tons of sex for… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“Grace, did you just sniff my shirt?" He asked, incredulous. “Yep, I did. What of it? And after you leave, I’ll probably… — Alice Clayton Love Copy Share Image
“There's all kinds of stuff on the internet. You could've Googled it." he stated. still moving his hand closer. I could feel… — Alice Clayton Internet Copy Share Image
No really - listen. I believe in signs, and that things are meant to be, I truly do. But try and be… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“You thought since we were the ones left over we'd magically become a couple? How storybook--three sets of perfectly matched couples, right?… — Alice Clayton Romance novel Copy Share Image
“Simon thought I was lovely. Was the Giggler out of the harem? Was there even a harem left? What did this mean?… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“He bent over the back of sofa inside my apartment and removed my panties. With his Teeth. With his mother-loving teeth! I… — Alice Clayton Cocktail Copy Share Image
“If it was perfect, we would be rolling around on the sand together, kissing like mad.” I stopped walking and looked him… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“He opened his mouth to speak, finally initiating conversation with me! “’Sup, Viv?” The man was a poet. I had no words.… — Alice Clayton Communication Copy Share Image
“Ok, look. Whenever I hear people say that they felt ‘sparks,’ I usually think it’s a load of poo. I mean, I… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“Size-eighteen women were supposed to be timid. Size-eighteen women were supposed to be shy. Size-eighteen women were supposed to be grateful for… — Alice Clayton Confidence Copy Share Image
“Why do all men seem to think they need to rescue a woman? Are we not capable of rescuing our damn selves?… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“After falling into Pillow Town, we scrambled about, arms and legs twisting this way and that, kisses becoming more and more frantic.… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“Why the hell do you love me so much? Seriously, I am fucked up and nuts,” I said into his chest, still… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“Did you just spit something?” he asked, sounding curious and amused … “Never would have pegged you as a spitter, Vivian.” Eyes… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“Thump “Oh, God” Thump Thump Unbelievable… I woke up faster this time, because I knew what I was hearing I sat up… — Alice Clayton God Copy Share Image
“Of course the girl who meows when she has an orgasm is afraid of cats.” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“As Jim Morrison said, this is the strangest life I’ve ever known.” — Alice Clayton Life Copy Share Image
