All Albert Brooks Quotes
- You know, when cameras are rolling, improvisation doesn't feel natural. The pressure is too great. You're on a time schedule. You've got 60 crewmen. Cameras
- 'Drive' came to me because the casting director knew my manager and called and said, 'You've always talked to me about Albert wanting to play… Albert
- Steven Spielberg seems to have wanted to be a director from 13. He put his dog in a certain position and made him eat at… Acting
- When I was younger, I wasn't concentrating on good days. I was managing a career and trying to have a good year. It would always… Always Lead
- Don't worry, and don't kick yourself forever. Just take the opportunities when they come. Forever
- It's better to be known by six people for something you're proud of than to be known by sixty million for something you're not. Better
- If anything happens to me, tell every woman I've ever gone with I was talking about her at the end. That way, they'll have to… Anything Happens
- Wouldn't this be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive? Attractive
- I've always enjoyed stories that take place in the future but my one disappointment was that the future books described never came. We're not on… All
- The whole world is tense. Everybody gets the international news. Theres been no American comedy at all that even remotely addresses the subject in any… Able
- The world really changed after 9/11, not just in the tragic way, but in every way. So it took me a couple of years to… Any
- Bullfights are hugely popular because you can sit comfortably with a hot dog and possibly watch a man die. It wont be me, but I… Bullfights
- I've seen the future! It's a bald-headed man from New York! Bald
- A lot of alliteration from anxious anchors placed in powerful posts! Alliteration
- It's fear. Fear is like a giant fog. It sits on your brain and blocks everything. Real feeling, true happiness, real joy, they can't get… Block
- If you paint, write, do mosaics, knit - if it's solving that part of your brain saying, 'I need to do this,' you've won. Brain
- I'm not interesting enough on my own that you'd want to see a film about me. Film
- I've always been in the middle of making my own movies, so taking acting jobs that take me away from that has been impossible. Acting
- I'd still like to see 'Survivor' minus the planned show-biz parts. That would be the purest form of show business - I want to see… Biz Parts
- Getting older is a lot of fun. Right up there with chewing glass or putting your hand in a blender. Aging
- I, sort of, got into comedy accidentally, and it got bigger than I wanted it to. Accidentally
- You never do a movie and not want it to work. You accept whatever it is. You have to, but nobody in their right mind… Accept
- Movies are an expensive business. Business
- Even if you didn't see the movie, you'd see two words you'd never seen put together before - comedy and Muslim. Comedy is friendly -… Comedy
- It's better to be known by six people for something you're proud of than by 60 million for something you're not. Better