I don't know if I'd call it a favorite, but there was an entree in the rotation at my grade school cafeteria… — Adam Rex Grade Copy Share Image
“Why would a vampire create a younger vampire if there was a possibility the young one might end up destroying the old… — Adam Rex Parenting Copy Share Image
Is there a short-eared koobish, then?' Mmmyes ...' said J.Lo. 'But it is technically not really a koobish. Is more alike a… — Adam Rex Conversation Copy Share Image
The original release of 'Star Wars' was literally the first movie I remember seeing in a theater. Four years old was probably… — Adam Rex Darth vader Copy Share Image
“...a row of tables manned by seated, serious women. Each woman looked like she could be someone's least-favourite aunt.” — Adam Rex Aunt Copy Share Image
“Sorry I'm late," Ms. Egami said to the class. She dropped her papers, which scattered in that special way papers do when… — Adam Rex Funny Copy Share Image
“I meow now?" hissed J.Lo when she was gone. "What comes next? Do I juggle fire?" "Look, I'm sorry, but it's good… — Adam Rex Humor Copy Share Image
YOU have no room to laugh, that's all. I'm not doing any worse with Boovish than you did with English.' Get off… — Adam Rex Bubbles Copy Share Image
“Captain Smek himself appeared on television for an official speech to humankind. [...] 'Noble Savages of Earth,' he said. 'Long time we… — Adam Rex Aliens Copy Share Image
[J.Lo] found us a police car. Sort of. 'It's not a police car,' I said. 'It is,' said J.Lo. 'Looknow. Lights for… — Adam Rex Car Copy Share Image
“I'm part fairy,' said John. There was a quiet pause, and he eyed the man. 'Is that a problem?' 'No, sir. The… — Adam Rex United states military Copy Share Image
“I felt a stack of shelves, and these were filled with plastic bottles and maybe buckets, and one object that felt like… — Adam Rex Worst thing Copy Share Image
I haven't read the 'Twilight' books, though I suppose, in general, I thought it might be fun to deflate all of the… — Adam Rex Food Copy Share Image
In the future, I'd like to continue being honest with myself and admit when I'd be better off asking someone else to… — Adam Rex Admit Copy Share Image
“When I was a little girl,' I said, sitting down, 'the wallpaper in my room had pictures of Noah's story.' [...] You… — Adam Rex Death Copy Share Image
“Stealing is good, honest work," Said the theif, puffing out his chest. "Well, not honest, strictly speaking," he admitted after a moment.… — Adam Rex Funny Copy Share Image
“I scattered J.Lo's tools around the car, searching for some kind of rope, or something that could be used like a rope.… — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
Can I see some ID?" "WE DON'T HAVE ID," said Jay, loudly. "'CAUSE WE'RE CANADIAN. WE DON'T USE ID...THERE. AND THAT'S WHY… — Adam Rex Causes Copy Share Image
“it smelled the way a garage would smell if you left a bear inside it for too long.” — Adam Rex Too long Copy Share Image
They can't expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, 'I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.' What… — Adam Rex Doe Copy Share Image
“For you time-capsule types, MoPo was something called a convenience store, as in, 'The soda is conveniently located right next to the… — Adam Rex Human race Copy Share Image
“Regarding stickyfish teams, I favor the Bigfield Fighting Koobish.” — Adam Rex Favors Copy Share Image
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